2011年4月10日星期日

哭罢最好再下跪!


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听说台湾的一些下三烂“人民代议士”,就是靠竞选时的“一把鼻涕、一把眼泪”,甚至向选民“下跪”而中选的。看来此风已吹来砂州?破船终于找到了全新的救命膏药?!

说来“破船”也确是“人才济济”:上自“我帮你,你坑我,回头我也不帮你”的番薯头头“兵法家”、只会玩文字“谐音”的芋头“宣教”、高喊驱逐在野党西马助选人却又拥护“一个大马”的二百五,还有那手下“耳目”无数、一双“色眼”骨碌碌转个不停的老“俊男”!

当然,现在又冒出个“铁汉柔情”,更加“锦上添花”,无比地“赏心悦目”!记者说“男儿有泪不轻弹”,那指的是真正“铁铮铮”的汉子,如果只是身份证上的“男性”呢?何况那下一句说的却是“只因未到伤心处”!也可能人家正是柔情“满满”,未见“官、财”已是“泪先流”矣!还不快快鼓掌安慰、鼓励一番?

说句老实话,“挖水沟”确是件好吃力的苦差;若是挖得太累了,何不早早回家卖红薯?如果甘愿“自讨苦吃”,那又为何“伤心泪下”?(有何苦衷?打“悲情”牌?)尚未“为民解忧”,就要小市民为你“擦去眼泪”吗?还是多忍耐些,等到4月16日才来哭个痛快吧!

今天先让抢手货“乌巴”跟它的主人与你见个面,且看那无畏的“屠鳄手”,如何在拉让江上展现“飒爽英姿五尺枪”!


“独有英雄驱虎豹,更无豪杰怕熊罴”!



10.04.2011

1 条评论:

  1. Easy come and easy go. Just this morning we went to the market and met with a crowd fighting for gifts of free T shirts and then out came a few young man and women clutching a handfuls of free food coupons being tightly squeezed by milling crowds fighting for these. Apart from the fighting for gifts and free coupons, we did not see any big Boss coming to address the crowd and on our way out, we saw some people with handfuls of coupons for cheap sales. What a chaotic and disorderly crowd and if there was any intention of campaigning for the candidates, we saw nothing but pure greed, corruption and chaos giving people an impression of throwing money around senselessly and producing negative image.

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